The Conversation

So I met this guy and here is how the conversation went:

Him: Wats up beautiful
Me: Im at work. Yourself?
Him:I jus went and got these homeless people some food. Wat kinda work u do?
Me: I create documents for airplanes
Him: That's good. You have any kids
Me: No. Do you? Where do you work?
Him: I have a son but he lives in California. His mother won't lwt me have nun to do wit him. I clean gutters but business been slow cause of the weather
Me: Oh ok. You in school?
Him: No I graduated in 06' wat about you
Me:Are you in college? Or you graduated college 06'. I'm a junior in college
Him: I didn't graduate college. I mean I didn't go. wat school yo go to
Me: Strayer University. So what do you want to do in life?
Him: My dream is to own a chain of high end restaurants/night clubs. I want to be able to have a stable good life. Wat about you
Me: Work in the hospitality field that's what my degree is in. How do you plan to work towards your dreams?
Him: I plan to just take it a day at a time. I have had the pleasure in life to know a lot of important people. Celebrity's, politicians, entreprenuers and millionaires and all types of people so wen I'm ready to start it I have investors and people to guide me thru.
Me: That's whats up. What's your favorite restaurant?
Him: To be honest Fox Grill. Wat about you
Me: Sho Guns & Carrabbas. What do you enjoy doing
Him: Im a home body. I like sittin in my room and watchin movies and smoke a lil
Me: oh
Him: You don't like smokers
Me: No that's not my cup of tea
Him: So I guess that lost all my kool points
Me: On that one ya did
Him: Does that mean I can't take you out
Me: You can take me out it just means that we can be friends
Him: wat if you start liking me
me: I don't do the somking thing its a major issue for me
Him: so you can't be romantically involved wit someone who smoke
Me: I despise drugs and cigarettes... I don't care who you are. That's a standard I refuse to lower
me: Why do you smoke
Him: I keeps me
Him: I respect that. I despise drugs and cigarettes to
Me: " I keeps me" I don't understand
Him: I keeps my mind at ease. Growin up I have seen a lot. I witnessed my first murder wen my mama killed her boyfriend. I was drowned in his blood as a kid. Up to this day I hav nightmares about that and that's just the first of many horrible things I went thru in life. I don't like smokin but I do. Weed isn't even a drug
Me:Oh ok I'm sorry to hear that.. but it's somethin you smoke
Me: What is weed cause if ya get caught with it its considered a drug/illegal substance
Him: If you resewarch it weed actually benefits your body. The only reason its considered a drug in most states is because the government can't tax it. Drugs are man made substances. Weed is grown from the earth. If weed is so bad for you why do doctors perscribe it to patientsMe: Yes I know and hear everything your saying but in my opinion its a drug... a drug is a subtsnace when absorbed into the bidy alters normal bodily functions... weed does that. Key word is prescribes
Him: You would be surprised at what weed did for your body
Me: I guess
Me: Do you have any siblings
Him: yea I have 4 brothers and 11 sisters. wat about you
Me: Im an only child. Do you live by yourself?
Him: I live with my mom. Wat type of men do you like
Me: Ambitious, those tryin to make somethin of themselves, kind, a gentlemen, sense of humor, laid back...
Him: ok. I think I fit da description. Wat do consider a good date
Me: Somethin creative... or somethin other than the movies & dinner
Him: I like an adventure. I wouldn't mind goin to the aquarium
Me: I personally don't like the GA aquarium. If you haven't been there then I would
Him: I like stuff like that ist somethin Im not use to comin out of these streetsme: When you go on dates who do you feel should pay?
Him: It doesn't matter to me who pay. I feel the woman should pay sometimes. Just like y'all want us to treat y'all we like to be treated to.
Me: Gotcha
Him:When ima get to see you again
Me: When aren't you working
Him: You just let me know when you have some free time

and there is my wonderful and very entertaining conversation. Needless to say I will NOT be going out with him... :-)

-McGee