Forgive them for they know not what they do:

These are our confessions:Part 1: Intro to relationships
********Disclaimer: Names have been changed to protect the rights of individuals and (assholes)... And the alias of Gentlemen X have been given to the nice guys who just happened to finish last..******


*** Since my last relationship I have dated a party promoter lets call him *the grouch, an out of state video game junkie (long distant love affair) we shall call him *Cheech and Chong, a (gentlemen X) brother, a sex addict we shall call EYEZ*, and an undercover brother we shall call BI-BI*.... -(McGee)

*** Since my last relationship I have dated a bonafide I'm just not that into type guy lets call him *love of my life, a forty year old perv *lets call him father time, an African king lets call him *Chaka Zulu, a footlocker king, lets call him *the looker and a couple of "friends" along the way...- (Beanz)


My Confessions:(Beanz)
1. I let him back in when I told him it was over...
2. I wanted to use him for his money but then I realized my own money was better
3. I cyber stalked him..every day..just to check his status and hope it was about me
4. I ignored his phone calls (all the time) I was angry with myself whenever I answered.
5. I almost let him have it...
6. I lied to myself and made myself believe that his flaws were just a phase..
7. I thought he was Mr.Right...but .....


My Confessions: (McGee)
1. I should've known he was gay
2. Only losers have bitch fits when they can't get sex... that's what grown ass men do?
3.What idiot describes to his girlfriend that the other woman is just his networking companion? (so the networking took place at Victoria' secret because that's what that picture looks like)
4. I let him go from cute and cuddly to horny and conniving.
5. He had baggage and I checked in his bags