I am doomed to live the rest of my life by myself… If all else fails to keep from being lonely I’m gonna have to turn to the streets... I have it all planned out; Pick up a bum off the streets of Atlanta clean him up, get him tested and force him to Marry me. Just perfect. But seriously I am trying to be patient with God as he prepares the perfect Guy for me… I can be very impatient and I have no control over the situation, could it get any worse?!? I really hate dating I like the idea of having just one person to go to, to confide in, to be intimate with, ahhh you get my drift. I don’t like the idea of having a “team” it’s too much like work. I keep getting people mixed up and can’t remember who said what about what, who likes this or that, so on and so forth. When I finally find someone I’m interested it tends to be a weekly phase, 3 at the most of text messaging because nowadays people don’t know what it’s like to pick the a damn phone and converse. It’s irritating I want to hear a voice on the other end and I want to hear his reactions. That is all impossible to do through a text. It amazes me that I seem to attract older guys. I haven’t talked to anyone under the age of 27, and it puzzles me because I supposedly look like I should be in middle school or high school between the ago of 14-16 years old. Following in the footsteps of R Kelley are we? Petafile. I do not understand this! All I ask is that who ever I marry isn’t too old and still has sperm left because I would like a child or two.
-McGee
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